A Fictional Press Conference

Candidate: We win elections by winning over Tories.

Howe: You’ve told us how you think you’ll win power, but you haven’t told us what you intend to do with it once you’ve got it?

Watt: Why should we trust you when we don’t know where you’re leading us?

Ware: They don’t know themselves until they get there and who knows when that will be?

Hoo: Sorry I haven’t a clue.

Wenn: Me neither.

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